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A contest for a contest


Increasingly, I have been prodded by a certain corner of a book to send appreciation to our viewers. I’m not sure why just spending my time here, trapped in a dark room1, writing about a strange girl isn’t appreciation enough, but I am bidden to do something special.

What this indignant book doesn’t know is that “something special” takes more effort than just saying it (or, in this case, writing it)2. Therefore, I’ve decided to gauge if you, my readers, actually would express interest to a contest. A contest for a contest, as I say.3

It is simple. You can enter the contest here by answering a couple of questions.

Then, you are eligible for the prize: a small drawing of your character, like this example:

The deadline is August 20th.


  1. One entry per person.
  2. Chosen character must be a humanoid.
  3. Nothing pornographic.

As these results will determine if a future contest will ever be established, please answer in earnest.


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Bouquin’s notes: 1) Trapped? Do not amuse me further! I have no words. 2) Please, and what else do you do all day? Organizing something is surely just a terrible task upon your shoulders, isn’t it? 3) Ugh.

1 Year Anniversary!


Today is the anniversary of this biography. I can’t believe it’s been a year and I am still here, drawing this. I suppose being a slave to a book is the reason why1.

Thank you for reading this tale. I hope to keep seeing more and more people interested in Ephelia’s journey. There’s a lot more I have yet to draw2… Ephelia has had a long trip.

Here is the finished picture from the “stream” a few weeks ago! There is also a wallpaper version in the Extras section.


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Bouquin’s notes: 1) How does a book enslave you? Do elaborate. I have no arms. 2) Then cease being so painfully slow at everything!

Con-Fusion Results


Anime Midwest went well for us! You can check out the photos here (the only ones that weren’t horrid and blurry, anyway).

We hope to see more people at other conventions1.


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Bouquin’s notes: 1) Despite the fact that no one lives in the vicinity. They all reside in what is called the “west coast.”


Bonjour. Bouquin told me to write this and I think I am writing this correctly but I don’t know for sure because I don’t know what it’s talking abou

I am here to relay important information for humans.

A visit has been determined for Anime Midwest on July 3rd. Booth status invalid. However, “cool” paraphernalia is to be given to other humans.

Should there be humans near “Chicago” that also plan to attend such events, I suggest to notify us.1

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1) Else you do not receive “cool” paraphernalia.

La Fin: May Madness

Bonjour, I come bearing bad news.

As you might have realized, the end of May soon approaches, and this means the end of May Madness.

We will return to Thursdays only for the update schedule (and I can rest my arm, now)1.

I’ve been working too much. I wish I could draw with my own body fluids, too, without lifting a finger2.


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Bouquin’s notes: 1) You barely do anything you lazy neanderthal. You should be grateful that you have arms. 2) What is that? You want to be a book? Surely you would love to take my place. Go on, let’s trade bodies – do you regret your decision?